Sunday 17 July 2011

How to pick a male related species

Allright,

The reason im writing these is because i got fed up with girls asking for advice whether their romeo is the right one or ehether their romeo is simply a Phantom of the Opera on disguise and ready to jump with a chainsaw ready to break someones heart.

Yes that last part was a bit over exaggerated, but anywho, this so called "guides" is actually really simple. Based on everyday things that boys/men do. I mean, if you dont catch it, well then i think its a hopeless case. On your side :p

Lets get cracking

1. Sporting team

You can safely bet on the Chewbacca's hairy chin that boys/men must have a sporting team that they follow. Whether it be soccer, baseball, soccer, soccer, soccer and soccer (cant think of any other, sorry), they must have one. Unless your man is a bit of a twig who doesnt like sport.

Knowing about it can be as simple as a case of asking what team they support. Trust me, they'll gladly explain that to you. Now is the hard part. Its time to analyze the team. You can sort of have a much more understanding of a person based on the team that they suport. For example, your guy use to support team A, but because they went shitte, he know support team B which is now lots and lots more richer and winning.

isnt that telling something?

the other thing that you can look at is from the team characteristic. Now i know this one is hard for you ladies out there. It is as hard as us men trying to understand why it takes an hour to put on a makeup on you ladies.

I can;t exactly generalize it, but the team that they pick is usually the one that fits their ego, personality, and themselves. In a way, a team characteristic actually mirrors the person who support it.

2. Video Games

Now, as far as i know, finding a guy this days who doesnt like/play games is like trying to find a girl who doesnt wet themselves every time they hear the words Juston Biebor or Twilikht. If you think your men has been playing games too much, it is just their nature. Would you like your men playing around with other girls rather than with a simple video games? i thought so. You'd be an idiot if you put a guy down because of his video game.

But this isnt my point really, my point is, take a look at him when he plays a game. The way they react (calm, shouting, etc) can tells lots about a character of a person. For example Mr A is playing with Mr B. Mr A been kicking Mr B ass'es all over the place. The point is, although Mr B is losing, he wont give up until he can beat Mr A, which he would then shout in joy and gloats "THE WORLD IS MINE BABYYYY"

You see the picture?

Obviously whichever way you'll interpret this is up to you.

3. Take him on a holiday

This is the ultimate. I've emphasized this to god knows how many ladies out there. If you want to see the real characteristic of your men, take him up on a holiday. Whether it be the scorching heat, drenching rain, missing out on a bus/trains/once a month planes, you can see for yourself how your man handles the stress. Or run behind you and told you to handle it all.

No need for further elaboration now i think?

Im off to go and get a pizza. Catch you all later

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